You’re A Producer?

                             CHRISTY
                   What do you guys do?

                             MIKE
                   I'm a comedian.

        More uncomfortable silence.

                             LISA
                   Do you ever perform out here?  I'd love
                   to see you.

                             MIKE
                   No...

                             LISA
                   You should.  A lot of comics play Vegas.

                             MIKE
                   Well, I'm afraid it's not that easy...

                             LISA
                   Why not?

                             MIKE
                   There are different circuits... it's hard
                   to explain... you wouldn't understand...

                             LISA
                   Who's your booking agent?

                             MIKE
                        (flustered)
                   Oh?  You know about booking agents...  I
                   don't, uh, actually have a west coast
                   agent as of yet...

                             LISA
                   Well, who represents you back east?

                             MIKE
                   Actually, it's funny you...  I'm
                   actually, uh, between...

                             LISA
                   What do you do, Trent?

                             TRENT
                   I'm a producer.

                             BOTH GIRLS
                   Wow... Oooh... Ahhh...

This probably won’t happen to you when you decide to produce a piece of art.

But you should do it anyway.

(Bonus points for the first answer to what movie the above exchange is from.)